InDoctor FunnybyCrystal A. Wolfe5 Ridiculous Things I Learned in March“Take in Your Surroundings” Took on a Whole New Meaning Last MonthApr 19, 20223Apr 19, 20223
InDoctor FunnybyMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬The Best One-Word Response of the Week — An Occasional SeriesCrystal A. Walker wins with “giggity”Feb 24, 20224Feb 24, 20224
InThe Happy HumanbyCrystal A. WolfeOn Valentine’s Day, “If You Can Have One Wish, What Would It Be?”My answer to my husband shocked him but also earned me some epic-level respect.Feb 22, 2022Feb 22, 2022
InPure FictionbyCrystal A. WolfeThere’s a Story Behind the Story I WroteStory Of My HeArt Pure Fiction ChallengeFeb 14, 20223Feb 14, 20223
InOpen Letters TobyCrystal A. WolfeAn Open Letter to the Bird Outside My WindowI hope you chirp in hell.Feb 16, 20223Feb 16, 20223
InDoctor FunnybyCrystal A. WolfeUnderrated Male Hotties Worthy of the “Lady Boner Trophy”Holy sh*t, someone get me a tissue to wipe up the droolFeb 10, 20227Feb 10, 20227
InAlternative PerspectivesbyCrystal A. WolfeDear, Negative Turds of Medium. Does it Hurt to See the Bright Side of this Platform?If not, quit complaining.Jan 25, 20224Jan 25, 20224
InDoctor FunnybyCrystal A. WolfeThe Marriage LingoWhat words and phrases do you and your significant other use together?Dec 30, 20212Dec 30, 20212
InAlternative PerspectivesbyCrystal A. WolfeWhy Do People Cringe with the Word ‘Moist’?It’s probably because we’re socialized to have dirty minds.Dec 18, 20213Dec 18, 20213
InWriters’ BlokkebyCrystal A. WolfeMy Husband Was a Little Freaked Out By My Internet Search HistoryDon’t judge me. I’m a fiction writer. Not a serial killer.Dec 3, 20213Dec 3, 20213
Crystal A. WolfeDon’t Be an Assh*le Grocery Shopper10 ways to make sure fellow customers aren’t secretly cussing you out.Nov 1, 2021Nov 1, 2021
Crystal A. WolfeThere are Some Unappreciated Creatures in the Animal KingdomIt makes me feel like others simply exist to be assholes.Oct 29, 2021Oct 29, 2021
Crystal A. WolfeKeep Your Crotch-Goblins Away From Me This HalloweenI will not be giving out candy, fake smiles, or compliments about costumes this year. Bah Humbug!Oct 28, 20211Oct 28, 20211
Crystal A. Wolfe10 Ways to Hide Your CandySneaky places to stash your goodies from the kids and significant other.Oct 27, 20212Oct 27, 20212
Crystal A. WolfeThe Goblin Frat House ChallengeWhat happens when a goblin fails his fraternity initiation.Oct 25, 2021Oct 25, 2021
Crystal A. WolfeCLASSIFIEDS: In Search of a Partner in CrimeI’m searching for the Thelma to my Louis. DM me if you meet the criteria.Oct 13, 20212Oct 13, 20212
InMotivate the MindbyCrystal A. WolfeShe’s About to Write Her First Sex Scene.A tall glass of liquid courage is going to be needed…and a cigarette.Oct 13, 20212Oct 13, 20212
InThe LarkbyCrystal A. WolfeDue to COVID-19 — All Vampire Werewolf and Zombie Recruitment Remains on HiatusUnless you can show proof of being fully vaccinatedOct 6, 20214Oct 6, 20214
InThe LarkbyCrystal A. WolfeConfessions of Failure From a Demon to his PsychologistThe inner turmoil he faces after unsuccessfully possessing a writerOct 1, 20211Oct 1, 20211
InWriters’ BlokkebyCrystal A. WolfeBehold, My Amazing Talents……that may not actually be talents, but I still think are pretty awesome. Don’t be jealous.Aug 17, 20211Aug 17, 20211